Room 407, Friday Evening

[bigdamndestiny]

No candles, no burgers, nothing that Merlin had tried before for romance was happening tonight. That ended badly the last time to he was switching it up.

With cookies.

He even managed to get a bit of a variety pack so Francine could pick and chose what she liked best.

It was the culinary equivalent to Barry White.

[[For the boobs!]]

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[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

"I don't feel... flaily. Do you?"

[thatsamilkshake]

"Hmm. Lemme check." Francine waved her hand around a bit. Nowhere near his face. "I... think maybe mostly no?" Uncertain and unsettled, for any number of reasons, but not flaily. "I'm not gonna break your nose again, anyway."

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

"I think we may be cured." Said the boy who hadn't actually tried to kiss her again. Or, you know, initiate sex.

[thatsamilkshake]

"Uh-huh." Forgive her for still being dubious. She'd just actually met both of them. "So if I suggested you get out The Book and look at Chapter 6, your reaction would be..."

She picked it at random, yes.

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

"..." The book. Oh, he knew he forgot something. "Um."

[thatsamilkshake]

"Uh-huh."

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

"What about... um... chapter 10 for you?"

[thatsamilkshake]

"........................." See, she actually remembered what Chapter 10 was. "......................."

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

Merlin did not.

"...should I get you some water?"

[thatsamilkshake]

"That's okay." Francine scrubbed a bit at her face, because that would totally de-redden it. "Maybe we shouldn't play Sex Book Chicken anymore."

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

"Maybe." Merlin picked at some cookie crumbs on his lap. "Perhaps we should just move at our own pace on it?"

[thatsamilkshake]

"I can get behind that." Now that their own pace was mostly post-flailage. "It's not like it's a race. What would the finish line even be?"

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

Merlin really shouldn't laugh as he said it, but... "Act like Chuck Bass?"

[thatsamilkshake]

"Well, I like Chuck. That's not so---" Francine... "Chuck's perfectly---" Francine. "He sleeps with anything that moves, doesn't he." There's naivete and then there's denial.

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

Merlin patted her on the arm. "As long as we don't hit that point."

[thatsamilkshake]

Francine snorted. "I somehow don't see that being very likely."

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

"You underestimate how irresistible you are," Merlin teased, scooting forward to put his arms around her waist.

[thatsamilkshake]

Oh ho, that was totally cheating. "To who? A handful of pervtastic squirrels?" The look was a cross between bitch, please and oh, HAI there.

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

"Well, me too," Merlin tried, knowing his ears charm only went so far.

[thatsamilkshake]

"Good answer." Very good answer. "Well, as long as we remember to lock the door so the squirrels can't join us, I don't think we're on our way to Bassville."

That.... really had not been meant as an implication that Chuck had sex with animals.

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

Merlin laughed, moving in to kiss her for that. "I don't think we ought to be talking about him right now."

[thatsamilkshake]

"Mhhhmm?" It was kind of hard to talk about anything while you were being kissed, so that was fairly effective. For a bit. "What should we be talking about?"

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

"We could talk about... cookies?" Merlin suggested, moving one hand up the small of her back.

[thatsamilkshake]

"Okay," Francine agreed, grinning and reaching in vain for the bag that was... somewhere over there. Dammit. Oh hey, look, that maneuver somehow ended up with Francine a heck of a lot closer. How ever did that happen. "I like your cookies." Even if she couldn't reach them.

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

"They're from that place in town. You make better ones."

You know, they may be getting the hang of this innuendo thing.