bigdamndestiny: (reading)
Someone gave those brownies to the Magic Reserve. Someone who was probably a certain fish named man. And that meant someone needed to get his just desserts.

Somehow this meant sitting around in Merlin's room and trying out a brand new spell on him.

"Okay, so are we ready?" Merlin asked, clinging to his book tightly. Because it seemed like a good idea.

Karla had her supplies with her, too, including a whole skein of untouched spidersilk. She was going to weave so many tangled webs around Chuck Bass's brain that he'd be lucky to only believe himself a female. She'd been giving some serious thought to changing him into a beetle, a fish, and a particularly vile species of lizard.

Tony had his laptop open and in front of him. "I think so. I mean, I haven't done something like this before, but if something goes wrong, it should go wrong to Chuck, right? So win-win."

Merlin smiled far too cheerfully at that idea. Perhaps because he was just a bit evil under all that cheer.

"All at once?"

"Let's do this," Karla agreed, tying off the last knot in her web. "If he thinks practical jokes are funny, he should love this one."

There wasn't anything flashy or obvious when the spell was cast, unlike how it looked on those television shows. Nothing glittered even though glitter would have been a bit nice considering the group involved.

"Did it work?" Merlin asked very slowly.

"I guess we'd have to find Chuck to know," Tony said.

[[Establishy! Co-written with the fabu leaders of the Magic Reserve!]]
bigdamndestiny: (whoa)
Merlin had snagged brownies as he was dragged away from the Reserve by Arther. This mean that he was still very happy about everything that was going on today.

And looking through his embarrassingly large collection of pornographic DVDs for Raven to watch.

What would be worse, the hangover or the embarrassment was up in the air.

"Owaaain. You're a very pretty owl," He informed the dubious creature. "Would you like a trea--no, brownies aren't for birds."

[Expecting an empaaath]]
bigdamndestiny: (adorkable!)
You know, some people watched cartoons in the morning. Maybe sports. Those were the normal viewing habits of choice.

Merlin, however... decided that making Arthur become acquainted with his rather sizable porn collection was the goal this weekend.


He was a special man.

"And in this one, there's some rubbish about the back room of bars. I certainly hope Caritas isn't like that," Merlin said, putting yet another DVD on the bed for a selection.

[[For the blond guy]]
bigdamndestiny: (sulking)
It was the touching story of a boy and his owl over in Merlin's room right now. Or, rather, a slightly painful story.

"Owain, don't nip. I'm feeding you, I'm feeding you."

The damned thing was growing like a weed and eating more than anything it's size ought to. And now it was in the process of losing it's fluff and gaining flight feathers, which meant it looked a bit... er... special at the moment.

It was okay, Merlin loved him anyway.

"I said not to bite!"

[[Door and post ooopen]]
bigdamndestiny: (whoa)
So, Merlin was still more than a bit drunk. And he was being manhandled into his room by one Prince of Camelot.

Really now. This was all so very unnecessary.

Merlin giggled, going over and flopping on his bed. Somehow he was lucky that Owain was sleeping. Or just not hissing at him for another mouse. He ate a lot.

"The owl eats a lot."

...thank you, Merlin.

[[For that guy]]
bigdamndestiny: (FML)
Oh yes, Merlin was planning on hiding from now on. He'd never be able to go anywhere ever again if this sort of thing keeps happening.

That might be why he was going to just try and hid under his covers now. Like the mature, all powerful wizard he was.

"I'm never leaving this room."

[[For that guy]]
bigdamndestiny: (reading)
It was diary reading time for Merlin, it seemed going over old spells and looking at the ones he couldn't quite seem to figure out how to do.

And maybe a little bit of doodling in the margins of the book.

Gaius would shake is head in shame if he knew.

[[Open post is open!]]
bigdamndestiny: (girl merlin 3)
After coming in later last night from Canada, Merlin had only been up for one thing. Sleeping in his own damned bed. Oh, how he missed it while being away...

Having someone to share it with was also rather nice, if you asked him. Someone Francine shaped was extra nice. It may have also helped that Arthur was safely on the other side of the room and not fighting anymore bloody demons.

Everything was right with the world.

...give him a moment to notice some things.

[[For the two there. Mwahahaha]]
bigdamndestiny: (MY BOOK IS GANDALF)
Having had no luck in finding Merlin in his cabin, the magic book went looking in the only place he could think the boy to be.

He was a wise book, you know, so that was why he completely ignored anything about Merlin possibly being with that girl of his. She caused him to read that other book.

So unseemly.

"Hello?" He asked, looking on into the room.

[[...for the other book.]]
bigdamndestiny: (bored now)
After his voice box... thing had been beeping at him all night, Merlin fiddled with it until it played the damned message for him.

And then stared at it incredulously for a moment as though the box could explain what happened to manners. It took a moment before he rolled his eyes and pushed buttons until it went away. If the girl was so terribly sorry, she would've had the decency to apologize in person.

He had duties to attend to in the meantime.

[[Mostly establishy, but open!]]
bigdamndestiny: (looking modern)
No candles, no burgers, nothing that Merlin had tried before for romance was happening tonight. That ended badly the last time to he was switching it up.

With cookies.

He even managed to get a bit of a variety pack so Francine could pick and chose what she liked best.

It was the culinary equivalent to Barry White.

[[For the boobs!]]
bigdamndestiny: (ready for battle)
Tonight, Merlin was going to try the meditations that Lady Ghanima had been working on with him. Maybe he could figure out how to stop the whole... furniture moving business without asking her. Because, good god, you did NOT ask a lady about that.

He'd just never recover.

The door was open a crack, however, for any visitors who wanted to save him from thinking too hard about curtains instead of actually clearing his mind.

[[Open post is open!]]
bigdamndestiny: (sitting down)
Merlin was well aware that a proper hunting dog should learn to sleep in the barn. He also knew that a proper hunting dog was also far older than the poor puppy.

And when he had tried to leave after feeding her, she had just whined and cried pitifully until he found himself sneaking her up into his room. Softhearted may very well be his middle name.

"No, Brynne! Not on Cal's half of the room!"

Somewhere in his book there simply must be a spell to clean up piddle, right? Right? ...alright, he'd just need a good rag and some water.

[[Door is closed, post is open!]]
bigdamndestiny: (looking modern)
After a completely uneventful morning, Merlin was back in his room to study. Yes. Study. Not use this post as an excuse for pretty new icon use.

There was absolutely nothing wrong with him reading his magic book in the hopes for some sort of ice spell. Possibly to be used on the water in the showers here.

[[For the girl. Round... 4, I think?]]
bigdamndestiny: (reading ftw)
Merlin was very pointedly not reading a certain book under his bed right now. But that didn't mean he couldn't read his other book. The one with magic.

Not the... sex one.

That was covered with a shirt because it wasn't something anyone needed to see. More than once.

[[Open door, open post!]]
bigdamndestiny: (I'm not reading porn)
Merlin still had the damned book that Francine had left behind. It was his second time reading certain chapters about seduction. And foreplay.

He... wasn't exactly certain he could do that bit on talking dirty convincingly, but he would try!

"Oh. Baby?" Mostly he just sounded confused. Practice makes perfect, though.

[[For the girlfriend. Attempt number 2!]]
bigdamndestiny: (STALKING YOU)
Having promised to make up for the slanderous talk of Francine's cookies, Merlin had tried to set up something romantic for her and him up in his proper room.

It had... mixed results.

He had managed to get candle wax in his only mentioned in one post beard. And had been forced to shave it. He hoped that wouldn't make her upset.

Right now, all he managed in the way of romance was a few candles, a movie he was almost certain was not pornography and some burgers from that Mooby's place. He was getting good at this romance thing if he did say so himself!

[[For the giiiirlfriend]]
bigdamndestiny: (faintly amused)
Merlin had a movie and a lion with him this afternoon. Now all he needed was a girlfriend.

...there was something of a joke in there, but he hadn't noticed yet.

"Arthur, please stay off my be--" It was really no use. "--d. You're worse like this, you know."

[[For the lion and giiiirl]
bigdamndestiny: (oddly hot)
Merlin was striking a model pose looking over the print outs of that portal business Tony had on his laptop. None of it made sense to him, but, through sheer bloody minded determination, he was trying anyway.

Surely, if it happened on it's own for the children, it couldn't be that hard, right?

[[Open room post is open! was always the right room number. Really.]]


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