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Okay, so Merlin had been trying to get them back to Fandom for a visit, but they'd just ended up outside a mall.

Yes.

A mall. This could only end in smiles and joy considering it was them. Really now.

"Did you see they have a place where you can watch them do things with chocolate?" Merlin asked, showing just how much of a girl he was. Plus... dude, there was chocolate. And chocolate shaped like small animals. Small animals, Arthur.

[[For that guy.]]

Date: 2010-08-19 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitch-prince.livejournal.com
"No," Arthur said.

He felt he was exhibiting endless bloody patience right now. Cosmic patience. The patience the likes of which would be remembered until the stars themselves died out.

He could have said more. He pinched his brow instead.

Date: 2010-08-19 01:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com
"...they have mice," Merlin whispered, staring through the window.

Date: 2010-08-19 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitch-prince.livejournal.com
"Yes, I see that," said Arthur, who was rather more contemplating smacking his head into the window really hard. "Did I or did I not tell you this was a bad idea?"

Because he felt he had been rather vocal on it, on the whole, and--

"...That is fairly creative."

Date: 2010-08-19 01:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com
See, Arthur was totally getting it now.

"We might as well enjoy ourselves here," Merlin pointed out. "Plus you fun in that authority on sports."

Date: 2010-08-19 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitch-prince.livejournal.com
"Do you actually know how to get us back?" Arthur asked, pressing his forehead to the window to... okay, to get a better look at the chocolate. Silence.

Date: 2010-08-19 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitch-prince.livejournal.com
Arthur yanked his head away from the window. "You think so," he said, pointedly.

Date: 2010-08-19 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com
"I should be able to!" Look, it wasn't an exact science.

Date: 2010-08-19 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitch-prince.livejournal.com
And that just got him a finger in his face. "If we wind up stuck here once more, Merlin--" A pause. "...Is that a sports store?"

Date: 2010-08-19 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com
"Another?" Oh god, Arthur would never leave!

Date: 2010-08-19 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitch-prince.livejournal.com
Arthur was already brushing past him towards said store. Look, there were priorities, and there were priorities.

Merlin was doomed.

Date: 2010-08-19 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com
"Leave the football department alone!"

Date: 2010-08-19 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitch-prince.livejournal.com
"Will you tend to the task of getting us home?" Arthur retorted, plastering himself to... yes, the football exhibit at the front.

Date: 2010-08-19 02:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com
"...will you not buy any of those things?" Jerseys, Merlin. They were jerseys.

Date: 2010-08-19 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitch-prince.livejournal.com
"We're here, we might as well enjoy it." Oh, sure, throw his words back at him, Arthur. "...Is that an Arsenal jersey?"

Date: 2010-08-19 02:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com
Merlin sighed and slumped over like a 5 year old girl. "Then we're getting chocolate."

Date: 2010-08-19 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitch-prince.livejournal.com
"Whatever you need," Arthur said, squinting through the window. "Do you actually have a spell to bring us back...?"

So. Distracted.

Date: 2010-08-19 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com
"Go get your shirt. Thingy."

Date: 2010-08-19 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitch-prince.livejournal.com
"Jersey, Merlin. Honestly." A beat. "Get some chocolate. Look into that spell."

Aaand then he slipped into the store. To get his jersey.

Date: 2010-08-19 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com
And Merlin slunk back to the chocolate covered grapes that looked like mice. Mice.

And a few more chocolate things.

Okay, so a lot of it. He couldn't get any in Camelot!

Date: 2010-08-19 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitch-prince.livejournal.com
About five minutes later, Arthur was back, holding a highly suspicious-looking plastic bag he was going to have to dispose of as soon as Merlin made the portal home.

He cleared his throat, and tried not to look anywhere else distracting.

"...All right, home."

Yes.

Date: 2010-08-19 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com
Sadly, Merlin was in another store, staring at t-shirts. T-shirts with cartoons on them.

"Did you see these, Arthur?"

Date: 2010-08-19 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitch-prince.livejournal.com
With an exasperated sigh, Arthur barged over to see... whatever it was. "Merlin," he said, "Not that I don't understand your excitement at being back here, but we should really return to--"

Pause.

Paaause.

Now that was slightly obscene.

Date: 2010-08-19 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com
The shirt was a thing of wonder that Merlin had not yet picked up on the innuendo.

Give him some time.

"If you get your jerseys, I get a shirt."

Date: 2010-08-19 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitch-prince.livejournal.com
"...That shirt?"

Arthur wasn't sure whether or not to feel... 'weirded out'.

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